Ok.  I’m in a better mood now.

Rum Huzzah

1.75 oz Diplomatico rum
.75 oz Calvados
.5 oz Bonal
.25 oz Pimento Dram

Stir it all with ice and strain it into a cute little glass.  Garnish with a starfruit slice if you happened to buy a starfruit at lunch at Whole Foods for no apparent reason.  Otherwise, a brandied cherry would do nicely.  Wonder what the fuck Bonal is.  Make up a story about it being distilled from rare camel sweat and disgust your friends.  All the more Rum Huzzah for you.

Huzzah for Wednesdays!