Ok. I’m in a better mood now.
Rum Huzzah
1.75 oz Diplomatico rum
.75 oz Calvados
.5 oz Bonal
.25 oz Pimento Dram
Stir it all with ice and strain it into a cute little glass. Garnish with a starfruit slice if you happened to buy a starfruit at lunch at Whole Foods for no apparent reason. Otherwise, a brandied cherry would do nicely. Wonder what the fuck Bonal is. Make up a story about it being distilled from rare camel sweat and disgust your friends. All the more Rum Huzzah for you.
Huzzah for Wednesdays!